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Live…….

March 28, 2011

I was looking at my wall on Facebook.  I usually don’t pay attention to “Sponsored” widget on the right side of the screen, since I’m usually not interested in who’s sponsoring and what’s being offered. But this time, I happened to glance over at the ad. “Tim McGraw Coming to Jiffy Lube Live!”

Clearly, I was tired because here’s how my thoughts went as I stared at the ad with my eyebrows crinkled up……

Cool, Tim McGraw’s doing a concert.  But at Jiffy Lube???? Tim is kinda big to be appearing at a Jiffy Lube.  Wasn’t he in Vegas last year? He can’t be doin’ all that bad, damn.  And Faith’s workin’, they couldn’t be hard up for money, could they? Oh, maybe it’s one of those local charity concert things. Well, they can’t fit very many people in a Jiffy Lube.  They’re not going to make very much money, what the heck?

After staring at it for a while, It dawns on me.

Ooooooooh Duuuuuuuuh, Jiffy Lube Live is the areeeeena.

Well whomever thought of that name should have thought that name through more, should not have been paid, and should have read, “Eats, Shoots, and Leaves.”

Stupid sponsorship opportunities.

-Lubed the wrong way at the Edge

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